#nhl #nba #playoffs #mlb #drones #bus #ikea #panthers
This is the 123st Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!! Luke, Nick, and DJ Fake News talk about:
Sports: Angels 3 HR in a Row, Premature Hawks Celebration, Disc Golf Champions Cup, Barren Face Cut, Draymond Foot Stomp
Science/Tech: Bird Drones, AI Wingman
Pop: Ikea Expansion, Bus Driver Abusing Children
Nature: Panther Paths Crossed
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Songs are free YouTube songs:
Jason Farnham- World Map
E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind
Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)
Episode Links
Luke’s Topics-
(Clickbait)
Back to Basics, Long Overdue
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/book-mysteriously-returned-to-n-j-library-after-44-years/ar-AA1ag1C2
DGPT Champions Cup
https://www.dgpt.com/event/pdga-champions-cup-2023/
Bus Driver Child Abuse
https://ijr.com/watch-school-bus-driver-gets-30-counts-child-abuse-one-moment-behind-wheel/
Ikea Expansion
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/ikea-stores-coming-soon-to-8-new-us-locations/ar-AA1a6A30
Nick’s Topics-
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/2023W16/?ref_=bo_hm_rw
FLA Panther:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solutions/2023/04/22/florida-panther-documentary/
https://pathofthepanther.com/watch/#festival
AI Wingman
https://apple.news/AByk23so4Sf-_SPFyx90x7A
Premature Celebration
https://apple.news/A2NzhnfXMQ2ecU6kNdhQ2cw
Trio Bombers
https://apple.news/ADSVCpIAqQB6t2lZ1vwLt4A
DJ’s Topics-
Skate Face
https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2023/04/21/chandler-stephenson-helped-morgan-barron-after-skate-blade-to-face-necessitated-75-stitches-it-was-obviously-a-really-classy-move/
Draymond Green
https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/draymond-green-stomp-domantas-sabonis-sacramento-kings-golden-state-warriors/
Taxidermy Bird Drones
https://gizmodo.com/dead-birds-drones-flying-stealth-taxidermy-science-1850126986
0:00 Intro
0:10 Welcome and Show Set up
0:57 Box Office Update
2:59 Barren Face Gash
7:07 LA Angels Back to Back to Back Jacks
11:17 Draymond Green Stomps Sabonis
15:46 DGPT Champions Cup
21:52 Premature Celebration
24:41 Bus Driver Child Abuse
28:36 Panthers Paths Crossed
33:08 Bird Drones
36:34 AI Wingman
42:16 Ikea Expansion
44:13 Phone(Ad)
45:41 Clickbait Headline - Back to the Basics, It's Long Overdue
49:15 Aussie News - Losing Legendary Eateries
52:17 Summation
53:30 Outro
#baseball #password #security #eyes #teeth #podcast
Episode 122 Lineup of Velocity Chaos #podcast with DJ Fun Size:
Segment 1: Master Debaters - Eye or Tooth
For the rest of your life, would you rather have an eyelash in your eye or a popcorn kernel stuck in your tooth?
Segment 2: Nostalgia - Little League
Take a trip down memory lane and reminisce about playing little league sports.
Segment 3: Party Knowledge - Password Protection
Learn about password statistics, what to use, and what not to use!
Aussie News: REDcycle Scheme
So many pallets of plastics!
Recommendation Station: Black Bird on Apple+ TV
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Episode Links
Party Knowledge- Password Protection
https://explodingtopics.com/blog/password-stats
https://terranovasecurity.com/how-to-create-a-strong-password-in-7-easy-steps/
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2021/12/passwords-safety-cybercrime/#:~:text=Having%20a%20long%20mix%20of,for%20a%20computer%20to%20crack
Aussie News
REDcycle Scheme
https://www.9news.com.au/national/supermarket-news-woolworths-plastic-shopping-bag-pile-discovered-from-failed-recycling-scheme/74e29291-4ee2-4948-b716-e5085f8a9167
Songs are free YouTube songs:
Jason Farnham- World Map
E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind
Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)
0:00 Intro
0:26 Welcome and Show Set up
2:13 Segment 1 - Master Debaters - Eyelash in Eye or Kernel in Tooth
11:48 Ad Break 1 - Meme Gene
12:51 Segment 2 - Nostalgia - Little League Sports
39:30 Ad Break 2 - Moon Restaurant
40:13 Segment 3 - Party Knowledge - Password Protection
59:11 Australian News - REDcycle Scheme
1:01:30 Summation
1:02:48 Recommendation - Black Bird
1:05:19 Outro
#mcdonalds #mariobros #library #uber #driverless #lightning #podcast
This is the 121st Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!! Luke, Nick, and DJ Wide Shot talk about:
Video Games: Eve Online, Mario Bros
Sports: Mavs Fined, DGPT Blue Ridge, Boston Marathon, Dirt Bike Ban
Science/Tech: Self-driving Uber, New Crystals
Pop: SpyraThree Super Soaker, McDonald's Burger
History: Roman Memorabilia
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Songs are free YouTube songs:
Jason Farnham- World Map
E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind
Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)
Episode Links
Luke’s Topics-
Roman Swag
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/colchester-vase-sports-memorabilia-2270088/amp-page
Mario into Library of Congress
https://www.pcgamer.com/i-am-beyond-outraged-that-the-super-mario-bros-theme-is-the-first-piece-of-videogame-music-inducted-into-the-library-of-congress/
DGPT Blue Ridge Championship
https://www.dgpt.com/event/blue-ridge-champ-at-north-cove-2023/
Nick’s Topics-
Box Office: https://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/2023W15/?ref_=bo_hm_rw
EVE Online hostile takeover (Video Games):
https://www.pcgamer.com/eve-online-player-uses-obscure-rule-to-pull-off-the-biggest-heist-in-the-games-history/
Mavs fined $750k for tanking (Sports):
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/36188127/mavericks-hit-750k-fine-resting-players-key-game
Kenya Sweeps Boston Marathon (Sports): https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/thousands-of-runners-to-bus-from-boston-common-to-hopkinton-ahead-of-marathon/3023214/
http://registration.baa.org/2022/cf/Public/iframe_ResultsSearch.cfm?mode=re ults
https://olympics.nbcsports.com/2023/04/17/2023-boston-marathon-results/
Big Burger Changes at McDonald’s (Pop News): https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/business/mcdonalds-burgers/index.html
SpyraThree Power Water Gun (Pop News):
https://kotaku.com/spyra-water-gun-three-electric-battery-powered-1850307975
https://spyra.com/
DJ’s Topics-
Dirt bikeban in california
https://dirtbikelover.com/breaking-california-plans-to-ban-all-dirt-bikes-starting-in-2035/
Driverless Rider share
https://www.statesman.com/story/business/technology/2022/12/21/cruise-car-company-launches-austin-driverless-rideshare-service/69743913007/?fbclid=IwAR1bfRT3K1hPMn70Xvve98CSNt5pSgsLfCN5IpAPAjIC00sR4a9OXkGNv0A
Lightning bolt creates new mineral
https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/geology/never-before-seen-crystal-like-matter-hidden-in-a-chunk-of-fossilized-lightning-is-probably-a-brand-new-mineral
Clickbate:
Bullshit Bulls
Aussie News
Melbourne Takes the Crown
https://www.9news.com.au/national/melbourne-australia-largest-city-after-new-boundaries/ccd673dd-e843-4e96-883a-8067a46a3197
0:00 Intro
0:10 Welcome and Show Set up
1:00 Box Office Update
3:02 Eve Online Takeover
8:01 Mario Bros into Library of Congress
11:47 Mavs Fined
16:02 DGPT Blue Ridge Championship
20:12 Boston Marathon Kenyan Sweep
23:27 Dirt Bike Ban
28:41 Driverless Ubers
32:52 SpyraThree Super Soaker
37:18 Roman Empire Swag
40:00 McDonald's Burger Upgrade
42:54 Crystalized Lightning
46:10 Chair(Ad)
47:15 Clickbait Headline - Bullshit Bicyclist
48:50 Aussie News - Melborn Takes the Crown
50:24 Summation
51:56Outro
#headlights #callipygian #buzzkill #batman #vcp
Episode 120 Lineup of Velocity Chaos #podcast with DJ Old Spice:
Segment 1: Chest Hair - High Intensity Headlights
Nick has a big issue with these new super bright headlights that blind other drivers from a mile away.
Segment 2: Buzzkill
DJ Old Spice pitches several topics, Gambling, Homecooking, Adolf Hitler, Farming, RC Toys, Moon boots, Dragons, Amazon Prime, Batman, Chuck Norris, Steve From Blues Clues, and Nightmares.
Segment 3: What Do you Think it Means? - Callipygian
A Word based on the beauty of a god.
Aussie News: Cryo over Spilled Milk
Where are you going when you die? Into the freezer? Sounds great!
Recommendation Station: Dropout.tv
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Episode Links
What do you think it means? - Callipygian
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/callipygian#:~:text=Callipygian%20comes%20from%20the%20combination,robe%20to%20reveal%20her%20backside
https://www.etymonline.com/word/callipygian
Aussie News
Cryo over spilled milk
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-10/holbrook-southern-cryonics-deep-freeze-facility-opens/101944680
Songs are free YouTube songs:
Jason Farnham- World Map
E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind
Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)
0:00 Intro
0:21 Welcome and Show Set up
2:23 Segment 1 - Chest Hair - High Intensity Headlights
15:10 Ad Break 1 - Pen
16:35 Segment 2 - Buzzkill
33:34 Ad Break 2 - Watch
34:45 Segment 3 - What Do You Think it Means - Callipygian
45:57 Australian News - Don't Cryo over Spilled Milk
49:53 Summation
51:15 Recommendation - Dropout.tv
54:11 Outro
#tesla #maverick #bestmovies #counterstrike #hologram #motleycrue #discgolf #quinnipiac
This is the 119th Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!! Luke, Nick, and DJ World Wide talk about:
Movies: Best Movies Since 2000
Video Games: Counter Strike 2
Naure: Seal Pup Rescue
Sports: NCAA Hockey Playoffs, Mavericks, Disc Golf Simon Lizotte, John Elway
Pop: Forgotten Phone, Motley Crue
Tech: Hologram Advancements, Tesla Photo Lawsuit
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Songs are free YouTube songs:
Jason Farnham- World Map
E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind
Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)
Episode Links
Luke’s Topics-
CounterStrike 2
https://www.counter-strike.net/cs2
DGPT Music City Open
https://www.dgpt.com/event/music-city-open-2023/
Holograms
https://scitechdaily.com/overcoming-two-long-standing-bottlenecks-new-advance-paves-way-to-more-realistic-3d-holograms/
Nick’s Topics-
MAvs eliminated and investigated
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/36111588/the-end-dallas-mavericks-season-marks-beginning-franchise-altering-questions
DJ’s Topics-
(Clickbait)Easter Egg Hunt requires Crowd Control
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2023/04/06/adults-pushing-children-ohio-mall-apologizes-after-easter-egg-hunt-the-greene-town-center/70088154007/
Aussie News
Paddle For Your Life
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-03/act-man-paddling-circles-on-lake-george-boat-with-bed-sheet-sail/102051354
0:00 Intro
0:10 Welcome and Show Set up
0:57 Box Office Update
2:40 Top Movies Since 2000
6:06 Counter Strike 2
8:35 NCAA Quinnipiac Hockey
11:14 Mavericks NBA
16:32 DGPT Music City Open
19:18 John Elway
21:50 Air China Flight Delay
24:59 Motley Crue
28:41 Hologram Advancements
31:37 Hooded Seal Pup
33:54 Lawsuit Vs Tesla
37:18 Desk Bot(Ad)
38:41 Clickbait Headline - Easter Egg Hunt Crowd Control
41:25 Aussie News - Paddle For Your Life
43:59 Summation
45:42 Outro
#geronimo #business #movie
Episode 118 Lineup of Velocity Chaos #podcast:
Segment 1: Unbelievable Story - Geronimo
An overview of the life of Goyahkla. Heartbreak, revenge, and immortality.
Segment 2: Do You Know What's Popular? - Oldest Businesses in the World per Country
Can you guess what these old businesses are, and what country they are in?
Segment 3: Based on a True Story(BoaTS) - One For the Pickins? Slim Pickins? Let us know!
Nick and Luke Pitch a movie, to DJ But Wait There's More, based on the headline prompt of "Horse is found on the highway"
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Segment 1
Unbelievable Story - Geronimo
https://allthatsinteresting.com/geronimo
Segment 2
Do You Know What's Popular? - Oldest Businesses in the World
Segment 3
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/04/03/portugal-horse-A1-highway-Gaia-Portugal/3841680555824/
Aussie News
Mobile Phone Bans
Recommendation
Smokin Aces
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokin%27_Aces
Songs are free YouTube songs:
E's Jammy Jams - Soul and Mind
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Send us an email about anything If you have any questions or topics you would like us to get into, please email VelocityChaosPodcast@gmail.com We'll see if we can tackle your question in an upcoming episode!
0:00 Intro
0:27 Welcome and Show Set up
2:04 Segment 1 - Unbelievable Story - Geronimo
20:03 Ad Break 1 - Creature
21:11 Segment 2 - Do You Know What's Popular? - Oldest Businesses in the World
42:40 Ad Break 2 - For Get Me Not GPS
43:53 Segment 3 - Based on a True Story - That's One For the Pickins
1:01:24 Australian News - No Phones in School
1:04:10 Summation
1:05:23 Recommendation - Smoking Aces
1:08:00 Outro
#Artemis #podcast #nasa #gwynethpaltrow #godofwar #mlb #marchmadness
This is the 117th Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!! Luke, Nick, and DJ Sound Check talk about:
Video Games: God of War Lyrics, Dungeons & Dragons
Naure: SoCal Reservoirs, Dolphin Terrorizers
Sports: March Madness 5 Seed Finals, MLB Pitch Clock
Pop: Amherst Bus Driver Kicking Ass, Millions in Brazilians, Gwyneth Paltrow Lawsuit
Tech: NASA Artemis II, Panera Palm Readers
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Songs are free YouTube songs:
Jason Farnham- World Map
E's Jammy Jams- Soul and Mind
Didgeridoo Royalty Free Music
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Propeller – Silent Partner (No Copyright Music)
Episode Links
Luke’s Topics-
(Clickbait)Woman Robs Gas Station With Staff
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna42422851
New D&D Virtual Table Top
https://www.gamesradar.com/dandd-virtual-tabletop-new-details-revealed/
Wrestlemania
MLB Opening Day Times
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb/news/mlb-opening-day-game-length-2023-pitch-clock/vsgzmt3dmtz4gwwsuin13dnc
March Madness 5 Seed
Latest bracket, schedule and scores for 2023 NCAA men's tournament | NCAA.com
Panera Palmreaders
https://www.npr.org/2023/03/28/1166213758/amazon-one-panera-palm-scanner-privacy
Aussie News - On the Moove
https://www.9news.com.au/national/wa-police-investigate-cow-statue-service-station-roof-missing-from-perth-school/6c3b700f-047c-42f4-b6d0-f94c4db5d82a
Nick’s Topics-
Potential Writer’s Strike:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/tv-networks-preparing-writers-strike-1235361660/
SoCal All Wet
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-28/southern-california-refills-largest-reservoir
Millions in Brazillians of gold
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/two-new-yorkers-tried-leave-brazil-77-pounds-gold-luggage-rcna67221
Paltrow Dagger:
https://mashable.com/article/gwyneth-paltrow-trial-memes-i-wish-you-well
DJ’s Topics-
https://abcnews.go.com/US/dolphin-harassment-cases-opened-33-swimmers-hawaii/story?id=98198737&fbclid=IwAR2Bpgpc8nDlJbLQNYAHqhMHJ7GMUn1CqBPSHvCyRAyzhFOr861QqeNLTzs
https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/nasa-announce-4-astronauts-travel-moon-artemis-ii/story?id=98264495
https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/local/lorain-county/amherst-bus-driver-shares-her-story-following-viral-video/95-b912dd8b-90c8-466a-bb56-03a40b3c88e9
0:00 Intro
0:10 Welcome and Show Set up
0:53 Box Office Update
2:23 D&D Beyond VTT
5:18 GoW Lyrics
8:33 Dolphin Harassment
10:32 California Reservoirs
13:18 Panera Palm Readers
16:15 Artemis II
18:40 March Madness 5 Seed
20:18 MLB Pitch Clock Review
23:55 Brazilian Millions
28:06 Bus Driver Behavior Correction
33:50 Gwyneth Paltrow Lawsuit
36:33 Suite of Sweetie Sweets(Ad)
37:25 Clickbait Headline - Staff Robbery
39:40 Aussie News - Hieffer on the Roof
41:27 Summation
42:48 Outro
This is the 116th Episode of the Velocity Chaos Podcast!! Luke, Nick, and DJ Finish Line talk about:
Segment 1: Conspiracy Theory - Lizard People
They live underground, they control the media and governments, and they are shapeshifters!
Segment 2: Are You Smarter Than a Podcaster?
Volume 3.2 of VCP Trivia! How many questions did you get right?
Segment 3: Dear Velocity Chaos - 1800s Advice
For our inaugural advice segment, we dive into advice columns from the 1800s to get warmed up.
Aussie News: Casket Decals
Recommendation: Wearing Rubber Gloves while washing dishes.
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Songs are free YouTube songs:
E's Jammy Jams - Soul and Mind
Infraction - Upbeat Funk Rock [No Copyright Music] _ Saturday
Send us an email about anything If you have any questions or topics you would like us to get into, please email VelocityChaosPodcast@gmail.com We'll see if we can tackle your question in an upcoming episode!
Timecodes are slightly off, because they are taken from the YouTube Video Timeline.
0:00 Intro
0:27 Welcome and Show Set up
2:04 Make the Connection - Cheese to Gangsters
3:17 Segment 1 - Conspiracy Theory - Lizard People
23:05 Ad Break 1 - Phone
24:18 Segment 2 - Are You Smarter Than a Podcaster
40:38 Ad Break 2 - Pillow
41:38 Segment 3 - Dear Velocity Chaos - 1800s Life Advice
57:28 Australian News - Casket Decals
1:00:32 Summation
1:01:52 Recommendation - Rubber Gloves
1:03:33 Outro